Hi Everybody! (Someone’s gonna have my head for that line, I know) It’s your favorite pain in the arse again, just ask my little midnight snack.

I think I left her heart in San Fransico, if she asks… Anywho… whatd’ya know, it’s that time again. So let’s all rock out, with our… well; you know guys aren’t the only ones that play these, so I’m just gonna say anything that sticks out to you, probably should get looked at.

And on that long-winded little note, on with the show…

Game number 5 in this top is Alison Fall of The Apple

Now, hear me out folks. This here is a one man show. One guy, does all that coding. He keeps it mostly cohesive (a little less in the most recent update I admit, since the update is marked Harem on site, but it’s actually for the Love Path: if you choose to make it a Harem outside of what is intended.

Allison Fall of The Apple – Number 5 Top Porn Games

Allison Fall of The Apple – Number 5 Top Porn Games

I found that out the hard way, by trial and error) He’s done three separate paths with different routes to similar events. I won’t spoil a major plot point but I admit, it somewhat dents the chase the dream girl aspect.

It’s good that she can be molded to fit your tastes, where the others are just who they are and you can take them or not… overall, if you can handle the reading, and don’t mind a good action based story, this game will suit a lot of different players’ tastes.

For the fact it’s a one man band, I’m surprised his arms aren’t rubber by now. Or maybe they are, who knows? He’s not telling.

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Number 4 is taken by Reluctant Archon

Hail to the magic world king baby! No, really. The MC is better than a god, or so goes the story.

Reluctant Archon - Number 4 in top best porn games

Reluctant Archon – Number 4 in top best porn games

Only reason it’s not higher on this list (I’d put it absolutely number one for myself, because this game is almost exactly how I’d do a harem VN myself, and I said so in the reveiw on it you all might want to check out, wink nudge.

If you haven’t already) is because it’s been dead the last five months.

For a guy who has one priestess that’s part vampire, you’d think it wouldn’t be a problem to try for whack-a-moly status. Maybe he spelled it wrong? The concept is amazing, and while there’s recently the problem of fuck a granny; I do think that was thrown in for a joke, and to sate those who have such tastes. (I think it’s weird myself, but who am I to judge, I play a werewolf on TV, wait… damn it, I knew I forgot something. Where’s my agent… right; I got hungry) At any rate, the story makes sense.

The characters are all attractive enough, and you can choose to pursue them or not. Can’t really ask for more since most of these games are niche, and a lot of them will just not be finished.

It’s a sad reality I’m aware of, so I hope this one gets pulled back from the abyss. Maybe like say if he picks Satoria as his high priestess, so as the actual goddess in the group, she can veto any damage to the others, and be the best anchor possible? Just a thought… if you weren’t going there already. Ships ahoy mate. (What, I’m still hungry)

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Number 3 – Through Spacetime

This one might surprise a few, but despite a rough start (and a captain who is really, really in bad need of softening, and being open about how she feels- since she’s probably the one we’re supposed to want to chase harder than a certain someone, hint hint) this game is actually a grand adventure story.

Number 3 - Through Spacetime - The Definitive List of The Best Porn Games I've Played

Number 3 – Through Spacetime – The Definitive List of The Best Porn Games I’ve Played

It’s harem, or it can be, and should be best played one. It can involve the MC becoming something closer to a god, but doesn’t have to and the player gets the last word on whether it will (I’m pretty sure you should, and I went for it because I like harems, so sue me) It even plays with the breed me thing that’s not as common as I’d like.

If it’s busy blue balling peeps a little. It’s hard to write a consistent well thought out story, and I know that very well.

I’d give them points for making everything make some sort of sense, and not breaking the lore of their built world.

For sticking more to soft science, and not over-explaining things. Since that can mess a writer up more than you might think.

Overall, this one surprised me quite pleasantly, once I got over the initial female power trip (It’s nicely turned on it’s head, but it can be hard to take, so that’s my warning to those who may be sensitized to it)

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2. My New Family

Honestly, the animation style is anime. Which I don’t normally enjoy as much as a more realistic take. Even still, I stuck with this. Initially and without a walkthrough, some of the choices are REALLY hit or miss.

My New Family – Top best porn games

My New Family – Top best porn games

Some of the girls can come off unncessarily cold at first. Fiona and the cat girl whose name escapes me for being one of three “ginger” girls (can’t count the auburns or it’s be up to five I think, so far) were harder pills. They melt, and it’s endearing as hell to see that progress.

This game WILL make you invest in the characters. Which is only the highest possible compliment. I do think you don’t need to hit every single trope. There’s a little too much lesbian content for a main character being male. It makes it harder to tell when a girl is actually into you.

Fiona being a ball-buster Tsundere for so long even as you work to soften her, is a bit of a problem. Just because it takes that long to figure out she’s actually falling for you hard; and will never be honest about it until MUCH later in game. The grandma for me, is taking things way too far. The two anime lovers who tease about “neko” is too meta. They break immersion.

They aren’t however, bad characters. Just so long as you’re clear that they are both girls. That they are both interested in the MC, I don’t really mind if they’re bonus content or it takes another year to include. I’m actually more interested in the doctor and whether she’ll join my (soon to be) very, very large family, herself. Baby bump and everything. I enjoy the irony if that happens. What can I say, I’m an evil bastard.

Given she’ll know everything about what’s going to happen, the whole way… The game is a journey, not just a trip, and I can’t recommend it enough. Whether or not you’re into Anime.

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Number 1 is WVM

This choice really shouldn’t surprise anyone. Personally a new game about food trucks lost a few points with me for a slam towards it; when it’s basically heading the same path, by different direction.

Number 1 in Top Best Porn Games is WVM

Number 1 in Top Best Porn Games is WVM

Claire bear, I’m calling you and the dev out, for undue shade. Back field emotion… it’s okay to be jealous, it’s a really good game. But I’m gonna havta penalize you. Ooo, anyway… This is one of very few games that I’ve been consistently impressed with.

The story is cohesive. The animations are hot and there is no actual punishment. They backtracked on injuring their player to listen to criticisms levied and that shows they’re aware of how threatening any injury can be to a “star player.”

They are a bit slow on the pregnancy push, but give how many girls are signed up for your batter MC, it’s not that surprising. I think it’d be good if you either get the wife pair to join your harem together, or you can just pick one in a broken relationship they didn’t expect: I don’t think either of them is being exactly honest, and going on about how much you love each other can be a tell.

It isn’t with Ren, she’s just vulnerable and needing, but I also think it’d be awesome to break her mom into MC’s sex slave breeder herself, to prove to her daughter she’s just a jealous hypocrite in the long run.

I will say, the Skye question needs to be cleared up about as much as Harper joining with her daughter into your harem officially, but I imagine they’re hard at work on that. I’m just very happy they finally got to Jasmine.

Number 1 on Top Best Porn Games – WVM

Number 1 on Top Best Porn Games – WVM

I wish they wouldn’t have made Moon so chunky though. Especially when she wasn’t in past updates. I found that jarring. When’s the last time you saw a news anchor that wants to be professional, that heavy set… I get the body positive angle but come on guys… Ruby’s thick as anyone ever needs to be in this kind of thing.

That’s good enough. Other than that, more Anna please… your lawyer’s one reason your not in jail. Also, let me show the little princess a whole new world, when I breed her for a good wife, and for good measure, do the same to that aging hot star, with her “mom.” (The blonde who started it all by asking whether you’d cheat or not… which is a low blow considering at that point any player doesn’t know they’re going to be allowed) Overall, amazing quality, and the effort’s shown with love.

Now… you guys promised me a big ol’ house full of tater tots. Let’s help the MC become the “star” he’s meant to be, and help population control continue to have major problems! (I trust you know this is only half a joke)

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Conclusion

You didn’t ask for it, but I’ll be damned (one way or the other, I imagine, I know how you guys are) if you didn’t get it. Anyway, that’s my list of the best games I’ve played… Now, anyone who wants to shove a trombone somewhere God never intended it to be… kindly, go play some games. Have fun, ya filthy animals!

By the way, don’t forget, the latest games and updates can be found on vsairnav.ru. Have fun!

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